Of course I could not resist the opportunity to launch into such a sensible request made by my very wise Husband a few weeks ago. I, naturally, took him literally and have been working away furiously on a few of the numbers ever since.
Here we go:
#2: Yes – it actually does make your bum look big, but you should put on that green dress because you look amazing in that.
# 8: The black shoe looks better.
#16: Woah – that outfit looks great! (I’m not sure “Sleek and sexy in a slimming sort of way,” is that credible anymore but it still beats a traditional “Yes!” and run for your life response.)
#24: I still love you. Very much.*
#30: Yes dear
#31: Of course
#32: What pimple?
# 38: Dinner was outstanding tonight. It was good of you to cook for a change. (Ahem!)
#39: I’m cooking dinner tonight! Again.
#42: Mmm….A boat cruise…
#49: I would be honoured to carry you over the threshold. (Sorry love, but pushing me over in a trolley just won’t cut it.)
#54: Right – you have put on some weight but it’s okay… I don’t mind.
#55: What extra weight? I can’t see any.
# 68: You are just as glamorous, beautiful and magnificent as the day I met you. In fact, you are even more so. (Do not snigger.)
Want to help me complete and perfect my list? Add your number now. You may even want to print and place it in a highly visible area…
* Provide authentic back-up for this. Needs to be stronger than “Just ‘cos,” and “I’m still here, aren’t I?”